Bible of Darwin

Money, it's a game.

2009-01-19T12:01:00.000-08:00

Support Obama's Plan, go and sign the petition:

http://pol.moveon.org/economy/o.pl?id=15353-1666337-84_vkQx&t=3

Here's what I wrote:

Dear idiots,
Obama won the election based on the strength of his economic strategy. So now he has a plan to save the economy and you morons are giving him grief about his plan. I don't know what the plan involves. I don't care what the plan involves. I'm not an economist and frankly neither are you. Obama is clearly smarter than the majority of you, our elected hairballs. Now I know you're bitter, you're upset because he's young and smart and so much cooler than you. That does not mean you shouldn't vote for his plan.

Thank you for taking the time to have your assistant read this,
Darwin

Buy It!

2009-01-19T11:32:00.000-08:00

Upon further thought, it's easier to have a post of the moment then to actually write anything.

Super

2009-01-12T16:57:00.000-08:00

Posting of the moment:

http://goodtimecharlieblog.blogspot.com/

A super blog.

(I can't start a trend of a post of the day/week/month/year because quite frankly I'm lazy and who the hell knows how long I can even sustain writing this blog.)

I write G-d, not because I'm religious but because I'm superstitious. Karma has kicked my ass before.

2009-01-12T16:11:00.000-08:00

Conceivably, If G-D is:
Not tangible
Not capable of being multiplied or divided
Unchanging
A concept that does not contain decimals, fractions or radicals
Neither positive nor negative (not in the sense of heaven or hell…)
Not even nor odd
Abstract
To one side of G-D is positive, the other negative

Then couldn’t he/she be the number zero?

I say this with complete respect, not in the sense that “hey that guy is just a big fat zero.” But rather referring to the fact that zero is a unique and beautiful number. Math is the universal language that all humans can learn to speak. No one questions the language; there is no argument that six plus four equals ten. Every country and every religion cannot deny this fact. It is, in many ways, the language before the tower of Babel.

I understand that invariably someone has come up with this analogy, it just occurred to me at about three a.m. so I thought I’d share.